Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
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He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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