he shaved USA in his pubs
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
We left the knife in your bed.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?