dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
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Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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