Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
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I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes