She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Randomize
