i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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