i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
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Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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