arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
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you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
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How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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