At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
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He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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