oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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