How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
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I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
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So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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