maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
only you would photoshop your dick
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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