And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
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just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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