From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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