I don't think brook has ever known best
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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