I will die if light touches me.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
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The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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