...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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