yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
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The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
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I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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