You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Banned from zoo.
Again?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
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it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
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Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
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I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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