This girl is more easily done than said...
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
