I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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