I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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