I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
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No subtext here. People are naked.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
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The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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