I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I'm just crazy horny about you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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