i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Your cock deserves a montage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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