yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
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We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
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i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Sorry about my life...
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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