Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
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And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize