Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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