I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
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I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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