you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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