it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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