Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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