PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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