the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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