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i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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