This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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