I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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