I can tuck mytits in my pants
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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