I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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