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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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