thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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