it was like his penis was on wheels.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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