these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
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Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
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When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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