Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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