Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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