whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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