Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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