i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
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I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
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Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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