with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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