My nipple is on Facebook.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
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stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
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Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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