People with herpes should wear stickers.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
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Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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