What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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