He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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