And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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