grandma shit on top of the toilet
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
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Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
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plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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