We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
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Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
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Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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