Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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