There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
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I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
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Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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