i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
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Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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