New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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