White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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