So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
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found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
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is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
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